Alpha Dog Becomes All-About-Me Dog

Remember a couple days I mentioned Alpha Dog, a conversation dominator and an overall annoyance? Well, he worked with the Improv group last night, and oops! I tagged him wrong. He isn't a alpha dog, he's a egomaniac.

Here's a dramatic reenactment of Alpha, a sample of his comments:

"Me, me me me me me me me."

Or, let's not forget this memorable quip,

"mememememememememememememe."

It's remarkable how quickly he inserts himself into anything....and exhausting.

Will you give me a moment to type what I can, unfortunately, never tell him?

SHUT UP! YOU DUMB ASS! YOU'RE NOT CREATIVE, YOU'RE NOT FUNNY, YOU'RE TRANSPARENT! YOU LIVE TO BRAG ABOUT YOUR "ACCOMPLISHMENTS" AND YOUR "IDEAS," BUT LISTENING TO BOTH LEAVES ME WANTING TO JAB A PORCUPINE QUILL IN MY EYE (OR MAYBE MY EAR, AN ACT THAT WOULD DEAFEN ME, AND THANKFULLY MUTE YOUR STUPIDITY).

Thanks for tolerating the outburst. Thank god for this blog, it keeps me sane and subdued in the real world.