"I want to learn how to shoot."

The phrase "I want to learn to shoot. Bring your glock and the rifle," should not be uttered near a high school campus. Today, during my open period, I went for a walk and made a call to my brother and urged him to "bring the glock and rifle." When I hung up I realized what an incredible faux pas I committed; thank god no one was within hearing distance. The campus isn't an ideal place to hammer out those sorts of details. Well, live and learn, hopefully, before I'm arrested.